CANDY FLOSS TATTOO CREAM

50ml tub of Candy Floss Tattoo Butter! This heavenly concoction will transform your tattoo healing experience from 'meh' to 'oh my giddy aunt!'. No more plain, dull, and uninspiring tattoo balms, we say. With Candy Floss Tattoo Butter, you get a sweet-smelling, deeply moisturising texture that will make your skin feel smoother than a cheeky pint of ale.

Our butter smells so toothsome, you'd think it was Willy Wonka's secret recipe. Alas, we must remind you that it's not for internal use, lest you want to end up like Augustus Gloop. Instead, slather it onto your fresh tattoo and let the balm do its work. Before you know it, you'll be strutting like a peacock, showing off your new body art while smelling like a fairground.

But here's the cherry on the bakewell tart - our Candy Floss Tattoo Butter isn't just for healing new tattoos. Oh, no! It can also rejuvenate your old tattoos, making them look like they just got inked yesterday. And with its ultra-moisturising properties, your skin will feel smoother than a ride on the London Eye.

But wait, there's more! You can customise your unbranded pot with your own design, making it as unique as a cockney accent. Now, that's something to show off to your mates down at the pub, innit?
Our lead time for dispatch is a jolly good three weeks, but we'll do our darnedest to get it to you faster than you can say 'Bob's your uncle!'. So go on, treat yourself to some Candy Floss Tattoo Butter, and let your skin and nose rejoice in unadulterated bliss!